fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

  • Will: This fish is delicious.
  • Me: I can't tell if you're mocking him, disgusted with yourself, pissed beyond all measurable fields, or all of the above. Please indicate which by laughing, crying, attacking, or violently making out with him... Or all of the above. Thank you and goodnight.

I will take what is mine with fire and blood.

(Source: jamescookjr)

palindroned:

You’re waking now. Waking, calm. Waking in a quiet room. You’re waking now. Waking in a quiet room. Safe.

palindroned:

You’re waking now. Waking, calm. Waking in a quiet room. You’re waking now. Waking in a quiet room. Safe.

guideme-home:

I feel like this is a good enough reason…

guideme-home:

I feel like this is a good enough reason…

(Source: you-can-be-the-bosss)

She refused to say the girl’s name.

(Source: thewarofthelions)

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

jeankirchstien:

THAT ACTUAL PHYSICAL ACHE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU LOVE A CHARACTER SO MUCH YOU SCREAM ABOUT THEM IN CAPSLOCK 800% OF THE TIME

(Source: akihitoh)